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guilty conscience?

"someone started a fire? oh my god, that's terrible... gee I guess my parents will have burned to death by now... so sad... such a loss..."

Foxtons Recruiting

Kudos to Foxtons, for this recruitment campaign on Monster.com:

Businessy studies show that companies who continue advertise & recruit top talent during a recession, grow the strongest coming out of one.

Foxtons, as ever are a shining example to us all.

telling it like it is

The phrase 'gimme da loop' is not used enough in contemporary politics.

Thanks to our very own Defying Darwinfor setting this right.

Truly Epic She-balls

This woman, Kyra Philips, has she-balls. Not the tender, hairy, baby-making, man kind. The 25lb, teeth-breaking, village burning, solid brass, she-ball kind.

Should a man ever have the unbelievable misfortune to be endowed with she-balls, they would promptly crush several his toes, as they tore through his scrotum, on their way to the floor.

Because of her highly polished, grapefruit sized, impenetrable she-balls, when the opportunity arises to give some jumped-up political hack both barrels of the c-word right in the face on national TV, Kyra Philips doesn't stop to consider the consequences for her lucrative presenting career.

You probably think it's rebellious to take an extra ten minutes on your lunch break. But you don't have she-balls.

t/y Rob Wakefield

MMB.net closing gap on arch rivals PalaceBowlingLanes.com

It was a long, tough fight to get MuchMoreBetter.net into the web's top ten million, but no one here is resting on their laurels.

New Targets
In a statement issued earlier this morning, the MMB team set a new goal firmly in their sites: closing the gap on arch rivals PalaceBowlingLanes.com (please do not click link as this will contribute to their traffic ranking).

Winds of change at MMB
PalaceBowlingLanes.com, a web page dedicated to informing the general public about functions and amenities at the Palace Bowling Lanes (4191 Bellaire Blvd, Houston, TX) currently hold the number 7,045,6391217 spot on the Alexa charts, approximately 3 million places above MuchMoreBetter.

MMB staffers have sworn to close the gap by 2015.

New Approach
"The strategy will be two-pronged" said Chief Executive Officer HCowling, "on the one hand, we will be doing everything possible to expand MMB's offering. On the other, our researchers will be attempting to establish what makes PalaceBowlingLanes.com so alluring."

He confirmed this work had already begun,"All I can say at this stage is expect more bowling related posts in future."

We'll keep you updated with events as they unfold.